The Map of Homework: part 2 the stupid multiplying demons

The story is back! So on to the tale.

Woah— that was all that I thought as I enter the Town of Facts. There was multiplying potions, wizard gear, and things to help me on the journey. As I walked around with my wizard staff a guy from a shop called Hizda ,Gizta’s workshop of Stuff…Izta(What is with the bad rhyming?!?) walked up to me and said,”Would ye like ze sword to help ye journey?” I thought for a moment, then said,” Sure, but I don’t have any money.” He then replied,”Sure ye do, its in ye pocket.”(What is with the ye’s?) As I look at my pocket and all I can think is, WHAT—THE—HECK, there is some money called adders in my pocket.”Zit will be five adders.” He said. “Sure…” I replied,”My name is Kar—Netsrak, just Netsrak(My name backwards).””My name zis Gizta. Come to my shop if ye want ze sword or zomezing!” Gizta replied, running to zis(his, sorry too much Gizta in my head.) shop.

“WELCOME TO ZE SHOP!” Gizta yelled at the top of his lungs,(God— now that was what you call loud)”Look around if ze want to!” And as I looked around I spotted the most captivating sword in the world. The blade of smooth silver, the golden handle with Fraction’s dragon(I saw a picture of it on the map), and the on the tip of the blade lied a silver fire that never dies.” Zat is the sword of Fraction,” Gizta said, his voice was smooth and steady… that’s weird, for Gizta that is.”The sword zis called Fraction’s golden laced sword of the ever silver burning fire.””How much does it cost?” I asked. “HA! Zit’s not for sale, ze only way to get it is to beat the Demons of the multiplying guild. Zey has not lost in three years!” Gizta shouted. Until now that is.” Where do I sign up?”I ask.”Here.” He replied a bit worried. “I also would like to buy a thing called “Wizard staff Secrets”. What’s that?”
” Oh, it enables you zo switch zo different elements that could be unlocked, you already have earth, and math.”He replied.(Math’s an element in this world?)” Wow! There’s 10 elements!”
“There’s more actually, you zan find out more as ye go!”
“Well I’ll see you later!” I say, running out to find a hotel (or something like that)
“Ze ya! Visit anytime!”

So this is what adventure feels like! What a rush! As I pay the hotel for a room I think about this day. If it’s real. Because if it is, I have a big day ahead!

End of part 1 of the Stupid Multiplying Demons.

Hey bloggers and friends! I’ve been think of making a series for this, I just wanted to let you know! If you think I should, post it in the comments! If I get some yes’ I’ll be posting a new one every 2 or 3 weeks! Keep being awesome!

Video Games

The music, flowing into your ears. The stories and tales. The characters that you can buy. Video Games are awesome!

The thing about Video Games is that they bring you to a whole new world. You can now explore things beyond Earth. New world of untold stories! To a world where fantasy is real! What could we do with out Video Games?

There is also now a new thing that you look forward to on the weekend. You can spend up to hours or days if the game is long (and fun!). Video Games takes you and eats you up! You will(maybe) love Video Games! As a wise man once said(ME!),”What would we do with out Video Games?”

Well, we all know what I’m saying here. And that is, Video Games are awesome!

Why chocolate is harmful

Chocolate can hurt you. Do you want to know why? (No!) Too bad! I’ll tell you anyway!

One way is chocolate can hurt you physically.  Have you ever had chocolate stuck on your hands and as you try to take it out, you trip? One way to avoid this is to put the chocolate in the freezer before you eat it. Who likes warm chocolate on a warm day?

Chocolate can also hurt you mentally. One way is that think what could happen if you sit on warm chocolate. You could be the laughing stock of the school(I’m pretty sure that there is no reason to explain). The humiliation could stick with you for life (HA, get it?). One way to avoid this is to again put it in to the freezer, or you could be more alert(sorry!).

My suggestions are to either to eat chocolate on special occasions, you could avoid chocolate(nobody really does this), or you can be more careful.
Otherwise, chocolate can be harmful.

My New House

Today is the day. The date Jan. the 31 of 2014 ,and today is the day of my night in the house that I’m moving to. I haven’t been to the house for a few days, and I wonder, what changes have they made to the house? When are they taking our stuff out of storage? Are we sleeping on the floor?( Ok, I wasn’t worried about that last sentence, anyways back to the topic.) As we drove to the house, tension started to build up. Then we stopped. We’re at the house.

Woah. That was all that I was thinking when I came to the house. I looked at every room. We had a study for my dad ,two dining rooms, a small kitchen (but that did not matter), four bathrooms, three showers, three bedrooms, a laundry room, a garage, and a room for all my games (yes!). Though we will be sleeping on the floor today, I’ll know that sleeping in a pretty bad hotel for 26 days just to have this house, was worth it.